Knucky Thompson.  Chalky White.  Just in time for the Fall.  Gentlemen, Get your Plaids Up.

Bad retail service can often be like a meal you were better off not ordering. The bitter after-taste. The buyer's regret.  The empty void...

Up and at 'em.  Let's make it a great one.

Because you are your brother's keeper.  Because Nino should have known better.  Because poor Pookie never had a chance.  Because it's...

It's Monday, friends.  Choose an appropriate noose, and head for the weekly...